New Observations

With Sappho:

All men are alike, God gave them different faces so we could tell them apart.

The only time it's good to be male is when it's necessary to urinate while deep in the woods--I sure wish someone would come up with a "just-whip-it-out-and-whiz" for womyn!!!

Mere Heterosexual female acquaintance (of course I'm not being homosexist, I'm joking) says to me: Lesley, we'd really like it if you and Alicia could come to dinner soon.. How does Thursday sound, and we're just wondering... "errm.. what do lesbians eat?"

I noticed all or most of the lesbian women I know look so young and don't seem to have aged over the years so much. I express this to my friend.. Gai Lemon (and that's her actual name) says: Darling, it's what we put on our faces.. I pause for a moment before I realize she's not talking about makeup.

We are all Witches, we just ride different brooms.

Quite simple really , Instead of confronting you own inadequecies ( and I'm not referring to your sexuality ) , you choose to foist your problems and insecurities onto fifty percent of the world's population. Granted, to some extent , our country has been a primarily male dominated one. Nonetheless , in present times ,women are for the most part subject to , at the very least , an equal playing field with men. And thats only on a socio-economic basis , on a real life basis , women are blessed with inherent qualities to very often bring men to their knees. Whatever the prceived case may be. I find it increasingly hard to suscribe to the notion of the oppressed women when I see them driving by , every day in their new and intimidating SUV's and outright dominating the commercial advertising forum . As I realize you will dissmiss my sentiments as ignorant and regressive , I would like to close with the following notion... Bitches like yourselves are at least a fifty percent factor in the cause of domestic violence and anti-female agression! That's it , I'm gone , off to enjoy a socially rewarding Wednesday night - I really doubt you can say the same. Rot in lesbo Hell , you evil and ignorant douchebags... is that one word or two

Last revised: Saturday, April 22, 2000